THOSE French students rioting in the streets? That’s limbs, man. And we’re going to do the same because they’re right, school ...

A MAN who attempted to chat up a woman in a dog park has been outed as a loather of dogs pretty much immediately.

WHAT’S in a name? Well, if given to a child it can forever determine their position at the bottom end of Britain’s hierarchy.

US politicians who could never understand how routinely farcical everyday life in the UK is are still insisting they know who ...

BBC News don’t seem to have picked up on it, but your mum still believes in the Instagram Reel she saw last week where the Rolling Stones lead singer was going too hard during the chorus of Jumpin’ ...

THE Green Party has taken a controversial stance on Zionism because it was worried it might become a viable political party. Concerned by how their recent gains could result in them actually taking a ...

Expect baffling new Gen Z terms for bestiality, such as ‘fazzing’, meaning ‘dating a sheep’. There will also be confusion as familiar words get new meanings, especially for older people with younger ...

BRITAIN ain’t what it used to be, mate. You can’t get a GP appointment, the bin collections are fortnightly and you can’t get a decent job without being ‘fired’ for ‘fraudulent expenses’. It’s the ...

THE prime minister has decided to put the boot in to pensioners on the grounds they all vote far-right anyway so what the f**k. Burnham carefully considered the costs of social care, the importance of ...

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, specifically his. He can’t pass a skip without rescuing a painting he’s convinced will buy him an outdoor sauna and hot tub he’s already had quotes for. ‘At ...

MANCHESTER City have sinned and must be scourged, for so it is written by the Premier League. What should be their penance? Steve Malley, organ courier: “The ultimate sanction: a year in the ...